bitches cant finish a 6 inch sub but want a 13 inch dick
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”
please say you slapped him
im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it
hes here somewhere
Harry Potter's Character Development
- Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
- Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
when u and ur friends make plans