i cant believe how many friends i dont have
(via lucid----dreaming)
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
(via captain-troy-handsome)
IT’S GETTING LIGHT/BRIGHT (???) OUTSIDE AGAIN FUCK MAN IT’S ONLY 5 AM
wait
when i was 5 i had this thing called a light brite and you but little colored light bulbs babies into holes and you made pretty pictures out of the colors
WHAT
(via baconlovinwhovian)
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
(via baconlovinwhovian)
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
(via hughjackasss)
a-bowl-of-ramen-and-a-good-anime:
WHO MADE THIS AND WHY WAS IT A DIRECT ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE *chokes*
the oncoming storm
(via angelshavethephonebox)
I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom
and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom
do you feel me?
i taste you
we always end up here dont we
(via angelshavethephonebox)
I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this
I lost it at “bitch mittens”
(Source: illmaticsom, via captain-queen-gabby-of-awkward)
